What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

© you're so funny!

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.